found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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