Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
babies were throwing up all over the place
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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