You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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