White coat. Heels.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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