He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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