Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I cut my penus on the lid.
nutella sex= disaster
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
