She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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