Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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