I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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