It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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