Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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