Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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