I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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