So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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