is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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