Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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