Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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