I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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