Come see our sink grown plant.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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