the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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