what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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