I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Less talking, more tequila
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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