the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Randomize
