So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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