And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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