just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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