He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Randomize
