This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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