Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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