id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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