And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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