What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Dick very happy bro
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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