so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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