eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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