One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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