i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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