Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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