Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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