There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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