operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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