I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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