Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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