He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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