But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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