Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
