Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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