How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Randomize
