I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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