Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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