Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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